Chocolate Box Hyperbole #1

An ongoing series in which Copy That add the washing up liquid of hyperbole to the fountain of chocolate box descriptions.


Caramel Keg



A slow-maturing vintage of gold sealed inside a pitilessly robust stout chocolate barrel. Thrown over the waterfall, screaming into oaky chocolate craftsmanship, you will wonder who the cooper is, and whether even now he is washing rich sawdust from his hands.